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Total Medals Earned: 1,064 (From 250 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,560 Points

TANKMEN: Battle!

Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)

Getting Started 5 Points

Defeat Team Henchmen.

Who Wears Armor Nowadays? 10 Points

Defeat Team Armormen.

X-Ceptional 10 Points

Defeat Team Armor-X-men.

Drawing My Revolver 25 Points

Defeat Team Gunslingermen.

I Don't Smell Any Gas 25 Points

Defeat Team Maskedmen.

I'll Stick With The Guns 25 Points

Defeat Team Swordsmen.

Fuckin' Snipers 50 Points

Defeat Team Snipermen.

Golden Champion 50 Points

Defeat Team Goldmen.

Truly Epic 50 Points

Defeat Team Epicmen.

Who Has The Force Now? 50 Points

Defeat Team Jedimen.

Grinder 100 Points

Reach Level 20.

Tankdiety 100 Points

Defeat all 10 teams.

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Bear of Love

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)

Gotta spend love to earn it 10 Points

Buy all the upgrades from the shop

Has anything changed? 5 Points

Finish the game

Make love, not war 5 Points

Don't kill anybody before finish the game

Save the trees 5 Points

Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!

That's mean 5 Points

Kill 30 people in one life

Hobo Hugger 25 Points

Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them

Scouter? 50 Points

Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone

Secret Medal ????? Points

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 8/16 (225/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

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Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Drawing Grounds

Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)

Junior Artist 5 Points

Finished your first drawing.

Messenger 5 Points

Notified someone after taking your turn.

Randomizer 5 Points

Started a game with a random user.

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Umad? 5 Points

Found the hidden troll face.

Sketcher 10 Points

Reach a score of at least 10.

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The Lance!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 14/16 (420/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

The Snow Runs Red

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/460 points)

NO TREE FOR ME 10 Points

Survive an entire level with a dead tree

GET A LIFE 25 Points

Collect tree extra lives during a single game

KID KILLA 25 Points

Kill each type of kid at least 5 times

25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points

Survive to level 25

AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity

BLOODY MESS 50 Points

Survive 15 levels without dying once

GIMME GIMME 50 Points

Max out the gift drop rate of your tree

HEALTHY HEART 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity

TREE HUGGER 50 Points

Max out your tree defenses

WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points

Max out all four upgrade categories

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

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