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Total Medals Earned: 1,064 (From 250 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,560 Points

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Infiltrating the Airship

Medals Earned: 7/19 (240/645 points)

Barnyard Blitz 5 Points

It sure is animaly in here

You Win! 10 Points

Good job!

The Last Fantasy 25 Points

Should've kept you Locke-d up

Rank GAPI 50 Points

You Won!

Rank PBT 50 Points

You Won!

Rank RBH 50 Points

You Won!

Rank RPE 50 Points

You Won!

Buttery Snack 5 Points

Yum Yum

Gold 5 Points

Is it edible?

Kredit 2 Team 10 Points

Credit where credit is due

Music Enthusiast 10 Points

Listen to a song used in the game

Bound to the Earth 25 Points

Oh my goodNess!

Famous Movie Line 25 Points

Well, maybe not THAT famous

Biggoron's Sword 100 Points

Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword

Failpocalypse 100 Points

Fail a Total of 100 Times

Master of Fails 100 Points

Get All 60 Unique Fails

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Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Johnny Upgrade

Medals Earned: 6/8 (215/415 points)

First Contact 5 Points

touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!

First Kill 10 Points

kill the first enemy!

Hang Of It 25 Points

That's the way things work!

Top Floor Clear 25 Points

mastered the first floor!

Gun Get 50 Points

found a gun!

MAX XP 100 Points

maximum level experience!

Boss Killer 100 Points

kill the Evil End Boss!

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Johnny Why Are You Late?

Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)

Sniper 5 Points

Put a scope on it

Bravery 10 Points

Drive without a license!

Speed Devil 25 Points

Drive over 200kph!

Dirty Secrets 50 Points

Open her box.

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

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Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 8/25 (190/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/1,000 points)

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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